Overheard

I overheard both of these gems in conversations at work yesterday...

14yo boy - "That guy is like, bilingual or something."

Me - "Bilingual?"

14yo boy - "Yeah, he's all happy one minute then mad the next."

Me - "You mean bi-polar?"

14yo boy - "Yeah, bi-Polish."

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16yo boy when talking about babies - "Eww! Then the biblical cord comes out!" (the entire conversation was extremely crude, but I didn't say anything because I was giggling too much).